Twilight: The Musical – Werewolf’s Delight

This Installment of “Twilight: The Musical” takes place in the midst of a nice picnic in LaPush, but not all is what it seems… there’s something Jacob needs to get off of his chest and he’s hoping Bella will be able understand one of his biggest secrets. Lyrics for “Twilight: The Musical – Werewolf’s Delight: Alright, now listen up Bella. I got something on my chest. But I really cant tell you so youre gonna have to guess. Now think real hard about that day at the beach. When I told you how Edward was a human leech. There was something else I said about my ancestry. Like an animal that was atop my family tree W, R, L, F, buy a vowel Cause when you get it right, ooo this boy is gonna howl. Im a werewolf With the claws and the teeth and the fur Im a werewolf Dont call me a cur. Its a slur. Thats for sure. Now I dont care about the moon, I dont care about its state Its when I get excited that I change my shape My body temp is hot. Like Im running a fever. And my hair is real soft like a Golden Retriever. You can come and pet me any time that youd wish. Then I can pet you and well start some ish. So come back, Bella, come back to reality. And get with me for a little bestiality. Im a werewolf With the claws and the teeth and the fur. Im a werewolf Ill be your chauffeur if you prefer, just concur. I age real slow and I can heal real fast My bodys gonna go from pretty large to freakin vast. I run 10 times faster than Usain Bolt sprinting And when a werewolf finds a mate, its …