Socrates is, supposedly, the world’s smartest dog. He is named for a famous Greek philosopher. Socrates doesn’t appear very often, but had a prominent role in The ClueFinders 4th Grade Adventures. Socrates appeared at the end of The ClueFinders Reading Adventures. Socrates is the team mascot. Socrates can’t talk, but can “think out loud,” so to speak, as Garfield and Snoopy can.
Border Collie or Kelpie. Scary smart. They don’t make good pets because you have to keep them busy with quantum physics problems or something. If you don’t, they figure out where you keep the truck keys, and take off with your jitney to find something to do, usually taking your credit card to cover their expenses.
they did a study on this actually i guess they wanted to know too
and the lucky dog would be a Border Collie thats the kind of dog i have and some times he’s to smart for his own good
It is said that Toy Poodles are the smartest dogs in the world, but I’m not sure that is true. I have two, and they are not-so-smart. I checked online, and now it says that the smartest dog in the world is a border collie. Then it is poodles, then golden retriever. Good luck!
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April 18th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
i guess it would be a rough colie…awesome n damn intelligent.
April 18th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Socrates is, supposedly, the world’s smartest dog. He is named for a famous Greek philosopher. Socrates doesn’t appear very often, but had a prominent role in The ClueFinders 4th Grade Adventures. Socrates appeared at the end of The ClueFinders Reading Adventures. Socrates is the team mascot. Socrates can’t talk, but can “think out loud,” so to speak, as Garfield and Snoopy can.
April 18th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
A guy and his dog were part of a carnival act. The gimmick was that the dog could talk.
The guy asked the dog “what’s on the outside of a tree?” The dog said “bark”.
The audience groaned.
The guy asked the dog “how does the bark feel?” The dog said “ruff ruff”.
The audience started to boo him.
Finally the guy asked the dog “who is the greatest player in baseball?” The dog said “bow wow”.
The two of them were booed off stage.
In the dressing room the dog looked at the guy and said “was it Joe Dimaggio?”
April 18th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Border Collie or Kelpie. Scary smart. They don’t make good pets because you have to keep them busy with quantum physics problems or something. If you don’t, they figure out where you keep the truck keys, and take off with your jitney to find something to do, usually taking your credit card to cover their expenses.
April 18th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
they did a study on this actually i guess they wanted to know too
and the lucky dog would be a Border Collie thats the kind of dog i have and some times he’s to smart for his own good
April 18th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
It is said that Toy Poodles are the smartest dogs in the world, but I’m not sure that is true. I have two, and they are not-so-smart. I checked online, and now it says that the smartest dog in the world is a border collie. Then it is poodles, then golden retriever. Good luck!
April 18th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
A Border collie. Some of them have been trained to identify over 400 objects.